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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

Your dick is so small; you could make love to an ant.

Somewhere, somehow, you are robbing a village of their idiot.

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Am I getting smart with you? Hope to see you never.

But that's not why it's on this list hint: 3! Oh, and if you want to say poo without looking like you're saying it, you can use ORDURE, DEJECTION, and EXCRETA.

But I had to pay admission.

You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.