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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? " yo mama so broke she fuck the atm to get money Yo mama so poor , she makes starving Africians look like multi-quadrillion aires Yo momma so poor she can't even afford a payday Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on a lit match and she said who turned off the heat Yo mama is so poor she cant afford to wash herself so she stands in the rain Yo mama so poor they caught her shoplifting at Dollar General Yo mama's so poor, I farted and she said who turned on the heat yo mama so poor and stupid, she draws Lincoln's face on a piece of paper and says it is a twenty Yo mama so poor, she took out a 2nd mortgage on her cardboard box.

They had just ordered their drinks and started drinking up when two incredibly gorgeous Russian women c.

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Insanity runs in my family.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move? Must be none of your business then.

Joke 8: Q: Why are frogs are so happy? Where did the name Pina Colada come from? Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.

Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Number nineteen is the best example of a bad joke that actually made me laugh, and I mean laugh big time.