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If genius skips a generation, your children will be brilliant.

That's right, , offensive, and really, really rude — i.

They vary from the most basic one to those that sound almost appropriate yet deliver the insult properly.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

How the fuck are you the sperm that won? Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mom must have a really loud bark! How did you get here? You have the face of a saint.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised.

Insults that will make your enemies laugh aloud These insults are going to convince others to stop treating you so poorly:• Our kid must have gotten his brain from you! 19 Smart-ass insults to destroy people who are rude to you These are the best insults to use on anyone who gets on your nerves:• I had really big teeth, a big fringe.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.